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youretheworstfx:

Love is someone you can pass out with and then maybe vomit onto.

youretheworstfx:

Love is someone you can pass out with and then maybe vomit onto.

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This looks awesome. Brad Pitt does it again.

This looks awesome. Brad Pitt does it again.

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You want my respect, you earn it in cyberspace.

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Text Pranking My Mom

robwhisman:

While home for supper yesterday, I covertly fiddled with my mom’s iPhone settings in anticipation of a rollicking sequence of asterisk-heavy backpedaling. What entailed today was, in a word, epic.

My mom is notorious for keeping tabs of my whereabouts, constantly asking when I’ll be home next. By…

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The best.

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